Goodbye, I’m Joining a Cult

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Yes, y’all that’s right. I have left and joined a cult. Don’t worry though, it’s a very impermanent cult, and I’ll be free of it by Monday. What’s that you say? How did I come to join a cult? Well, you see, it used to be a political platform wherein we tried to get the nicest person we knew to run for president by throwing a big party for all our friends. Alas, it didn’t stick, and we hadn’t the heart this year to discuss politics. So instead we formed a cult for the nicest person we knew.

You know what? I don’t need to explain my life to you. Suffice to say, I am hanging out with my friends this weekend, and therefore not doing grown up things, like chores or writing. See you next week, where I’ll be quite sorry I didn’t do chores and very glad to be writing again.

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