This may not seem like a sports related page, but when you live in a town that’s in the big game and has a history of rioting win or lose, sports become very important.

If you’re visiting Philly and unused to its antics, I’d stay with a group, unless that group is starting to look like a mob, and then go somewhere else. Get a water ice or a hoagie or something. Cool off. Up is not an option. We tend to grease or otherwise slick poles so that no one gets hurt or causes millions of dollars in property damage by toppling signs.

Again.

Not that that seems to stop people from getting hurt on poles.

And this was pre-game! Not even after the win! God help us all.

Go birds, and please fans, don’t burn down anything important, like Reading Terminal Market or the lunch trucks.