Book three is jogging along! I estimate there are four chapters left, unless the story surprises me a lot somewhere on the descent. So yay! The light at the end of the tunnel is getting closer. In this story, we'll finally get to spend more time with Summer and Lia's friends. I'm really excited for … Continue reading Friends Are the Family You Pick

Look. Summer and Lia aren't what one would call "traditional" adults, with their jobs and pants and souffles or whatever. But non-traditional doesn't mean immature. Here are the ten things they think are absolutely critical to coming across like a grown up. Grown Up-ism 1: Personal hygiene. Look, we get it. Showers are so far away. … Continue reading Adulting In 10 Easy Steps

I really don't have much to say this week. I've been a terrible goal-keeper lately, in the sense that I am not meeting my goals. I am always a bad goal-keeper in quidditch or those other sports. I could lie, and tell you things are great or that a Pegasus ate my computer, or I could … Continue reading My Best Is Being An Idiot This Week

This will be a spoiler-free post, but I just saw Black Panther and just... I'm at a total loss. I'm not sure if Marvel's been holding out on us this whole time, whether they've just redefined superhero movies forever, or if this was the brilliant once-in-a-lifetime occurrence that we'll keep trying to taste but never … Continue reading Life Goal: Don’t Get Barked At

Today I'd like to discuss the nature of time and space. And how one human can actually only ever be in one place in one time which is absolute bull. I keep wanting to disprove this by sheer will, but the four dimensions are all like "you ain't nothin'," and then it's 9 PM and I've … Continue reading I’ve Got 99 Problems, & Physics Is All of Them

This may not seem like a sports related page, but when you live in a town that's in the big game and has a history of rioting win or lose, sports become very important. If you're visiting Philly and unused to its antics, I'd stay with a group, unless that group is starting to look … Continue reading It’s All A Game Til Someone Gets Hurt

New Year resolutions are such crap. "What do you want to start this year with?" "I'd like to prove that I yet again don't have the moxy to commit to real change and to feel bad about myself for the next several months!" "Excellent! You're such an inspiration! Good luck!" Let's break it down. First, … Continue reading I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Strategizing

This is something I wrote shortly after the #metoo movement began. I had finally seen the live action Beauty and the Beast, right as Andy Lasseter of Pixar fame was quietly asked to take an extended vacation. Here's to every Belle I know. I've seen your Beasts, Gastons, and gossiping townfolk. You're not alone. The most … Continue reading My What A Guy